mom: we're going on vacation!!
me: is there wifi

davidcrap:

there is a reason j. k. rowling didn’t write about ginny falling in love with voldemort or hagrid having a threeway with mcgonagall and fluffy the dog

it’s because that’s the most retarded thing i’ve ever heard and your fanfiction is the reason no one has found a cure to cancer yet

gerikey: msiwives: LynZ, LynZ’s mom, LynZ’s MSI wife
Have you ever wondered whether Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson or Lemmy Kilmister listen to and enjoy extreme metal?

(Source: viletruthpurelies)

today was really nice

i went shopping with mollie and spent loads of money ;_;

and she came back to mine and we watched bridget jones 

and then i ruined my ability to ever conceive children by smacking myself in the ovary with my poi

frankieromademegay:

I need to get Skinny

shuofthewind: odinsmightymustache: Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? JK Rowling: Yes. Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name? JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge. BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

balongreyjoy:

things i don’t understand about lord of the rings

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annie-banks:

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TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LLLLLLLLL

BEEEEEEEE

GONEEEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: thelocalpaedo)

so-much-to-love:

awalkingrevival:

dontgiveuplittlegirl:

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Life is now complete

omfg

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.



…

my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED

yes.

oh my god why did this just make me so happy

(Source: flyingscotsman)