the-transcendent replied to your post: the-transcendent replied to your post: hi i havent…

It’s a damn fine ass. I’m not as bad with it as Adrian. xD

ah man. adrian’s is everywhere!

the-transcendent replied to your post: hi i havent used tumblr since september what’s new

I post more ass now.

I hear you also post your own. ;__;

hi i havent used tumblr since september what’s new

i never blog anymore

#soz

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people on tumblr: wow you're so flawless let me look like you!
family members: your parents better lock you up, i bet the boys are all over you!
people in real life: poke it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite

tastes-like-fondue-and-metal:

Did you know there’s an actual paying job for people who work on television shows where all they do is look up fan websites to see the fanbase’s reactions to things and get ideas for new episodes?

This is it.

My life calling.

I knew I was good for something.

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@CustardChloe

Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream

thewinchesterswagger:

ih0peyourwifidies:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

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notes: now you see me
notes: now you don't